When our lawn mower broke my wife kept nagging me to get it fixed. - TopicsExpress



          

When our lawn mower broke my wife kept nagging me to get it fixed. But, I always had something else to take care of. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. I found her seated in the tall, unmowed grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said, When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway. The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
Posted on: Fri, 26 Dec 2014 16:08:00 +0000

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