When the body was 1st made, all the parts wanted 2 be Boss. The brain said, “I should be boss because I control the whole body’s responses an functions.” The feet said, “We should be Boss as we carry the brain about an get him 2 where he wants 2 go.” The hands said, “We should be the boss because we do all the work an earn all the money.” And so it went on an on with the heart, the lungs, an the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up an refused 2 work. Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart an lungs began 2 panic an the brain fevered. Eventually they all decided dat the asshole should be the boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the boss just sat an passed out the shit! Moral of the story: U don’t need brains 2 be a boss – any asshole will do...
Posted on: Sun, 06 Jul 2014 08:06:29 +0000
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