When you fail your intelligence test and apply to go to pretending - TopicsExpress



          

When you fail your intelligence test and apply to go to pretending school, your first year is mainly about talking to inanimate objects, bits of wood with faces drawn on them, plastic skulls called Yorrick, and moving pictures, then after you qualify for the full lobotomy, you go on to elementary mincing, amateur karaoke (where you sing to a brick), and preliminary blowjobs as a fall back, at least thatll get you onto a prancing show or a pretend jungle? x
Posted on: Fri, 18 Oct 2013 21:21:47 +0000

Trending Topics



Recently Viewed Topics




© 2015