When you wake up looking like a turd , realize you need food, pull - TopicsExpress



          

When you wake up looking like a turd , realize you need food, pull on random clothes, rinse your mouth with water and make the dreaded MacDonalds run... Praying no one will see you... Or talk to you!!!....then some guy almost stops traffic to ask for your phone number...all you can think as you politely refuse is: wow I look a mess, his criteria is low...I wonder if he can smell my breath... Why couldnt he be the Macdonalds worker so I could get free fries #hungry #smh
Posted on: Mon, 08 Sep 2014 18:32:49 +0000

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