Where does a Rottweiler sit in a movie theater? Anywhere it wants to! What kind of dog does Dracula have? A Bloodhound! What do you get when you cross a dog with a lion? A really scared mailman! What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! Why did the man bring his dog to the railroad station? Because he wanted to train him! What kind of dog can jump as high as a tall building? Any kind. A building cant jump! Why does a dog scratch himself? Because no one else knows where it itches! What is more amazing than a talking dog? A spelling bee! How does a dog stop a VCR? It presses the paws button! What kind of dog does a mad scientist have? A Laboratory Retriever! How do you keep a dog from smelling? You hold its nose! What did one flea say to the other flea when they walked out of the movies? Shall we walk or take the dog?
Posted on: Fri, 14 Mar 2014 15:04:59 +0000
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