Where was I…………..oh yes………….. at the travel talk this morning. So right as I started talking about Alaska etc a man stood up from the front row and left. I asked him where he was going and he said “ to pee.” And of he went. I had a bit of fun with him but carried on talking about whales and glaciers, scooters and eagles. He returned and we all applauded Then seconds later a lady stood up and I asked he if she was going to pee and she said “ yes she was”………….and I asked the question why was it that people with bladders the size of thimbles always sat near the front of the stage. Anyway, as she left I took her husband from his seat, moved him to another area and put a younger twenty something chap in his place. Back she came. I carried on talking about whales and as she walked to her seat she stopped…………..looked left……..right……….and behind her…………the look on her face of “ where is my husband “ was pricless and 1000 people laughed out loud. And I simply said on the microphone – while you were on the toilet – you won an upgrade And with that she flung her arms around this man she had never met before………………..and gave him a huge kiss and a hug. Brilliant…………….I love Carnival guests. wywh
Posted on: Wed, 06 Aug 2014 21:26:30 +0000
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