While most men are preparing to do The Baby Dance with their wives, some secretly want to do the Porsche Dance pre-midlife crisis...I am challenging all men who have this desire, a need for speed, before children with there spouse to take the TPD Challenge and do this exact scene for there wives. Good luck boys, dont forget to wear thick white sliding socks, tighty whiteys, and a Red striped shirt that looks Pink. In order to fully complete the TPD Challenge, you must lipsink to Bob Seiger, after drinking that brutal 85/15 Rum+Coke while lapping on a TV Dinner Popsicle. Key Transitions in your attention to detail include use of all props in the dance, & dance choreography such as air humping the fireplace, completion of the 360 Couch Spaz-out, + finishing with the start of the beloved Break Dance Move The Worm. Tape it with a friend, & do it in front of your wife. You must post it immediately after on either Fb, Twitter, or Fb to be worthy of a Porsche before kids. Good luck! ~Vaus
Posted on: Fri, 26 Sep 2014 17:31:46 +0000