While picking up a friend from work yesterday, I heard a voice call hey beautiful! I turn to greet my hopefully Ryan Gosling look alike future husband and see to my dismay a very dirty, very stinky, very homeless fella smiling earnestly at my rear end. Thanks, I guess. Later on in the evening, walking through North Park, another very dirty, very stinky, very homeless gentlemen asked me to accompany him to Mexico. No, thanks for the offer though. And finally, to top it off, the guy who sleeps in a tent by my car told me he thwarted a thief from breaking into my car and wanted a kiss as payment for his services. Im sorry sir, thanks but no. I will forever remember 29 as the year I attracted homeless dudes. What a cruel world.
Posted on: Sun, 04 May 2014 00:06:41 +0000
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