Who is making these inventory decisions in convenient stores? I would like to be in the room when these choices are being made. Vendor: Ok, what can I get for you? Clerk: Knives......I need knives......oh, and dragon stuff. Vendor:....ok....ummm....what about like...food? Clerk: Do you guys have pills that help with erectile dysfunction? They dont have to work, they just need to have a picture of man and a woman on the front so people know what its for. Vendor: We just got a hot new shipment of those. Im pretty sure its the good ones. You know, the ones made by children over seas. Clerk:Do you have a knife that says EMT on it? Im just going to break out of this for a second. Have you guys seen those? The last thing I want a first responder to be using to cut my body from a dangerous situation is some bootleg knife that he got on his lunch break. That thing is liable to break in half and stab me in the neck. Anyway, back to awesome money management. Vendor: ok. I think I can fill this order....are you going to be needing any more bath salts or boiled baby knuckles? Clerk: Duh and a sword thats shaped like a lightning bolt. Vendor: But of course. I went ahead and threw in a few meth pipes with a rose in it. Clerk: You da man.
Posted on: Fri, 02 Jan 2015 03:46:48 +0000
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