Who wants to rent me for the day? the price is 700 dollars a day. Manual labor is not included in the rental, you basically just get to hang out with me all day and Ill tell you how cool you are, and how great of a job youre doing at whatever it is youre doing. With this rental you get copious amounts of morale boosting positive reinforcement for even the most mundane of tasks. Dont pass up this wonderful once in a lifetime chance, the offer expires soon! For an extra 25 dollars I will follow you around with an 80s style boombox playing your theme song of choice!!!!!!
Posted on: Sun, 06 Apr 2014 22:32:59 +0000
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