Why Computers often Crash! By _Dr Seuss_ If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port And the bus is interrupted at a very last resort And the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report. If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash And your data is corrupted cause the index doesnt hash, Then your situations hopeless and your systems gonna crash! If the label on the cable on the table at your house, Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse, But your packets want to tunnel to another protocol, thats repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall. And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse; Then you may as well reboot and go out now with a bang, cos sure as Im a poet, the suckers gonna hang. When the copy on your floppys getting sloppy in the disk And the macro code instructions caused unnecessary risk, Then youll have to flash the memory & youll want to RAM your ROM, Then turn off the computer and be sure to tell your Mom! Well, that certainly clears things up for me. How about you? Thank you, Bill Gates, for bringing all this into our lives.
Posted on: Wed, 29 Oct 2014 19:11:03 +0000
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