Why Men Are Happier Than Women! 1. We keep our last name. Women arent afraid of change. 2. The garage is all ours. so is the toilet, in yalls opinions.... 3. Wedding plans take care of themselves. *slaps the shit out of you* 4. Chocolate is just another snack. See, yall dont even know the basic food groups. 5. We can be president. So can we... only wed do it better. 6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. So can we.... wed do that better too. 7. Car mechanics tell us the truth. Okay, youve got me there.... 8. The world is our urinal. ...and there. 9. We never have to drive to another gas station because this ones just too icky. One word: Hover 10. Same work, more pay. oink oink 11. Wrinkles add character. to WHAT? wrinkles are wrinkles whether on a face or a rhino 12. Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100. My car didnt even cost five grand 13. People never stare at our chest when were talking to them. you say this like its a bad thing....? 14. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. but never welcomed.... 15. New shoes dont cut, blister, or mangle our feet. neither do mine... not all women insist on wearing pinchy toed shoes two sizes too small.... 16. One mood, ALL the time. and thats a PLUS? At least we have the decency to get in a GOOD mood... yall should try it. 17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. *just laughs and looks at my phone bill with you* 18. We know stuff about tanks. toilet tanks... yes... yall do. 19. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. Me too. 20. We can open all our own jars. Again... me too. 21. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. Because nobody EXPECTS it of yall... 22. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend. If you forget to invite me, Ill kick your ass... understand, Mr Gray? 23. Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. You should try wearing thongs.... 24. Everything on our face stays its original color. not if Im choking the shit out of you. 25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. In a third world country, Id agree with you here, but leave my all of my flipflops and sandals alone... 26. We dont have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Neither do I. 27. We almost never have strap problems in public Never had a strap problem in public... 28. We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes. hahahahahahahahahaha! Now I KNOW you dont agree with THIS! 29. The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades. Yall dont keep your hair long enough to change styles. 30. We dont have to shave below our neck. I dont have to either... if I want to spend the rest of my life alone and hairy. 31. Our belly usually hides our big hips. Mine did when I was pregnant.... yall get pregnant too? Weird.... 32. One wallet, one belt and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons. Freaks.... 33. We can do our nails with a pocket-knife. I carry a switchblade in my purse. Nuff said? 34. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. Alright... got me there too. 35. We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes. This is why men should just stay home, sit their asses on the toilet and clean their toenails with a pocketknife while they wait for us to do things RIGHT. See how Windows connects the people, information, and fun that are part of your life. See Now Reply, Reply All or Forward | More Click to reply all Send
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