Why Men have easier Life: ► Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. ► You know stuff about guns. ► A five day vacation requires only one suitcase. ► You can open all your own jars. ► You can go to the bathroom without a support group. ► You can leave the motel bed unmade. ► You get extra credit for the slightest acts of thoughtfulness. ► Wedding plans take care of themselves. ► Wedding dress: $2,000; Tuxedo rental: $75 ► Your underwear cost $10 for a three pack. ► You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger’s seat. ► Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. ► Car mechanics tell you the truth. ► You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without thinking, “He must be mad at me.” ► Grey hair and wrinkles add character. ► You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift. ► If another guy shows up at a party in the same outfit, you might become lifelong friends. ► Your pals will never trap you with, “So, notice anything different?” ► You almost never have strap problems in public. ► You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. ► The same hairstyle last for years, even decades. ► A few belches are expected and tolerated. ► One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons. ► You can do” your nails with a pocket knife. PROUD TO BE A MEN... CAS™
Posted on: Tue, 22 Jul 2014 19:19:00 +0000