Why Some Men Have a Dog And No Wife: 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs dont notice if you call them by another dogs name. 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. 4. A dogs parents never visit. 5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. 6. Dogs find you amusing when youre drunk. 7. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing. 8. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, If I died, would you get another dog? 9. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away. 10. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert. 11. If a dog smells another dog on you, they dont get mad. They just think its interesting. And last... but not least: 12. If a dog leaves, it wont take half of your stuff. To test this theory: Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour. Then open it, and see whos happy to see you. Naturally, I take no responsibility for the consequences that may befall you. :)
Posted on: Thu, 20 Nov 2014 09:45:34 +0000
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