Why U Shouldnt Watch Football With A Lady. Hmmmm...WOMEN! Watching Football with girls can be very stressful...Imagine this: Girl : Austin, whos that guy. Is that Chris Brown? Boy: Chris gini?? No na, thats Theo Walcott!! Girl: Hey! Whats that yellow card for? Boy: Its a warning to a player; and red means the player must stop playing and leave the pitch. Girl: Ohhh! Its something similar to a traffic light: Yellow - warning, Red - Stop. Boy: Yeah yeah sure.. U r ryt..! Girl: What about the green card? Boy: Ohhh! theres nothing like that in football. Girl: Which teams are these? Boy: Which kind wahala be this na!! God! Its Arsenal and Chelsea. What again! Girl: Ok ok ok! What colour is Arsenal putting on? Boy: You no get eyes No be red jersey be that? Girl: Ok..which team is putting on blue? Boy: (upset)...Your father! You no no say na Chelsea! Olokun! Girl: Enhe? Wow! I want Arsenal to win the world cup. Boy: Weting concern Arsenal with world cup Where you from sef? Girl: Take am easy na! Please whos that old man? Boy: Hmmm... thats Arsenals coach, Arsene Wenger Girl: Oooh Ok..... I understand now. Sooo that means the other coach is Chelsea Wenger? Boy: You de mad!!! (Changes Channel).
Posted on: Wed, 09 Apr 2014 08:19:50 +0000
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