Why? Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke? Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters? Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage? EVER WONDER... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why cant women put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why dont you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery? Why is abbreviated such a long word? Why is it that doctors and attorneys call what they do practice? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isnt there mouse-flavored cat food? Why didnt Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Posted on: Thu, 15 Jan 2015 12:02:21 +0000
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