Why do I dread this day? Its certainly not my age... I fully intend to be around long after those born well after me to have slipped into ancient history. I hate chocolate. I hate cake. I especially hate chocolate cake. Calling it Devils Food is a morbidly overlooked solution to war. Putting brown icing on it & calling it frosting just pisses me off. I fail to see why Im often required to associate my birthday with Halloween candy, either. Would you give anyone fruitcake if they were born on Christmas? For the past 51 years this day has served as a gruesome reminder of how much more important the conditioned responses and divisive routines of other people are than the simplest things in life... Its my birthday. Try not to use it as a platform to market chocolate & cake as a routine social obligation & dont expect me to participate if either are present. I wont. Feel free to leave the rest of the birthday concept intact. I know from experience it can be done, although there are always those who simply aint picking up what Im throwing down. I wish them the same early death they keep trying to bring upon me. Death by apathy. Cupcakes are fine. Theyd better not be brown, though.
Posted on: Mon, 28 Oct 2013 09:19:04 +0000
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