Why do most robbers take showers before leaving? To make a clean getaway. My New Years resolution just got easier. I found my lost treadmill under a pile of dirty clothes. My life is the wurst, said the depressed sausage. My biggest regret on my deathbed will probably be shopping for and purchasing a deathbed. Ive got big plans for the new year. For instance, I think Im finally going to be ready for Beyonces jelly. I misplaced the thesaurus I got for Christmas. I have no words to describe how sad I feel. My mom asked me to hand out birthday invitations for my twin brothers surprise party. From that day forward, I knew she had a favorite. Need words of encouragement this Monday morning after a long holiday? Remember, you can achieve almost anything today if you set your goals low enough. I hear that sweeping is the latest craze that is sweeping the nation. I cant wait to read Other Definitions You Wont Believe. It was written by the same guy who did No Means No.
Posted on: Tue, 06 Jan 2015 22:49:08 +0000
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