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Why does the needle of a Magneticcompass always point North?Because Rajnikant lives in south &nobody dares to point at him...!-------- --------------------------------------------- ------People Update Status Via BlackBerry,iPho ne,iPad, Etc.. Rajnikant UpdatesStatus Via .......Calculator...------------------------- ----------------------------------Reporter to Rajnikant: how manyjokes have been made on you tillnow?Rajni: only 1 or 2.Reporter: only 1 or 2?Rajni: enna RASCALA! Rest all arefacts!------ --------------------------------------------- --------Rajnikanths dogs house has asignboard on it, saying..Maalik Se Sawdhan!---------------------- -------------------------------------Once Rajnikant Decided To RaceWith Time.. & The Result Is Time IsStill Running-------- --------------------------------------------- ------Rajnikant participated in 1000 KMrace and obviously he came first ButEINSTEIN died after watching thatCoz ... LIGHT came second...------------------------------------ -----------------------Galileo used Lamp to Study,Graham bell used Candle to study,Shakshpeare studied in Streetlights But .....Do u know about Rajnikant......????Only Agarbatti------------------------------------ -----------------------When Rajnikant was a student! Youcant guess this one...Teachers used to bunk!------------------------- ----------------------------------While playing once Rajnikant saidstatue to a girl... Now that Statueis know asStatue of Liberty------------------------------------- ----------------------Rajinikanths calendar goes straightfrom March 31st to April 2nd, no onefools Rajnikant.-------------------- ---------------------------------------Once Rajnikant was playing cricket inthe monsoons.... and .... The rainwas cancelled due to the match.--------------------------------------- --------------------Why did British leave India in 1947?Bcoz. they came to know Rajnikantwas going to be born in 1948...-------- --------------------------------------------- ------This Msg. is Sent in the Interest ofHumanity- Guys Stop making Jokeson Rajnikant or else he will DeleteINTERNET...
Posted on: Fri, 12 Sep 2014 16:31:26 +0000

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