Why is everything you like got to be food related? Your favorite basketball team is the Denver Nuggets. You comb your hair and then eat your dinner with a spork. When you here about a Sasquatch siting, automatically you think about beef jerky. You bought a new tv that has picture in picture, so you could watch the Buffalo Bills play, and watch the top 10 best recipes for Buffalo wings on The Food Channel. Your favorite toothpaste is chocolate syrup with sprinkles. Everyone else always lobbies for a raise where you work, and you picket outside for a breakfast buffet. When someone asked you what your favorite number is? You said, A bakers dozen. You once held the record in the cafeteria for eating the most oven fried chicken. Thats how you got the letter for your high school jacket. (what the hell is oven fried chicken anyway?) When someone tries to talk politics with you, then you start talking about government cheese. Sometimes I wonder why were friends, but then I remember those ribs you cooked that one time.
Posted on: Sat, 09 Aug 2014 02:06:23 +0000
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