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Why must my beautiful hair and big booty lure in all the weird black guys. Me:(sitting at a table by myself staring at my phone) WG: Can I sit here? Me: (moves backpack) Sure. WG: wow, your really pretty. You seem really cool, whats your name? Me:(already annoyed) Ashley. WG: Oh no, is it really?! I have this problem with Ashleys... I fall in love with them and then they break my heart. It happens every time. Me: (still awkwardly looking at my phone) WG: whats your middle name? Me: Nichole. WG: ohhhhh like OJ Simpson?!? Me: (Totally weirded out) Like every Ashley ever... WG: Like why couldnt it be Marie? Then weird guy was called from another table running away yelling uh, oh! Im in trouble leaving his half eaten egg McMuffin and Christian worship card. Yuck. Nope. Please leave me alone.
Posted on: Mon, 25 Aug 2014 16:33:22 +0000

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