*Why was the tomato blushing? - Because it saw the salad dressing. *Why did the kids not want to play with Tigger? - Because he played with Pooh. *What do you call a cow with no legs? - Ground beef *What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? - Sneakers. *What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? - Tooth-hurtie. *Why can’t a bike stand on its own? - Because its two tired. *The past, present and future walked into a bar... It was tense. *I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. *When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble. *Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side? He is all-right now Thank you, thank you, thank you... Im here all week! XD
Posted on: Thu, 27 Feb 2014 12:44:23 +0000
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