Wife: Phone pe itni dheemi awaaz mein kis se baat kar rahe - TopicsExpress



          

Wife: Phone pe itni dheemi awaaz mein kis se baat kar rahe ho? Husband: Bahen hai..! Wife: To fir itni dhimi aawaz me kis liye? Husband: Teri hai isiliye WIFE: Suno ji, agar tumhaare baal isi raftaar se jhadte rahe toh main tumhein talaaq de doongi!! Pati: He BHAGWAN, aur main paagal inko bachaane ki koshish kar rahaa thaa...... 😆😀 Serious Joke of the Day.. Height of Cost Cutting: Sardar ne ghar ke upar wale hisse mai paint kiya aur baaki bache hisse mai likh diya, Same as Above...........!!!! 😀 ------------------------------ Taxiwala:- Saheb Break fail ho gayi hai, Gaadi rukti nahi, kya karu? Gujrati Passenger :- PEHLE TU METER BAND KAR.! --------------------😀 ------------------------------ Why Hindu Law doesnt permit second marriage? Answer:- Indian Constitution article 20(2) says: No human can be punished twice for the same offence
Posted on: Sat, 15 Mar 2014 14:13:28 +0000

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