Wife calls husband in his office. Wife: Window is not opening. What shall I do? Husband: Put some oil and wait for while. It will open. If not, then put more oil and wait. Wife (little unconvinced): Are you sure? Husband: Yes, trust me, it will do the magic. Try it. After a while, husband calls back to check: Did you do as I told you? Did it do the needful trick? Wife: I dont know about the trick or magic, but now the entire laptop is not starting. - - - - - - - Impact of Job Change A taxi passenger touched driver on his shoulder to ask something.. Driver screamed, lost control of car, went up on footpath & stopped few centimeters from a shop Passenger apologized n said : i dint realise dat a little touch would scare u so much Driver replied : sorry its not ur fault, its my 1st day as a cab driver, i ve been driving a van carrying dead bodies from last 25 years.... - - - - - - - - Sabziwala Sabzi Par Paani Chhidak Raha Tha, kaafi Der ho Gayi. Customer gusse mein bola: . . Bhaisab Agar Bhindi ko Hosh Aa Gaya ho to Ek kilo de do..... - - - - - - - - - - At An Indian Railway Station,An American Doctor Got Heart Attack After Reading A Books Name:How To Become A Doctor In 30 Days? MRP Rs.20/- Only. --- - - - - - - - - Finally, I told my parents that I want a Blackberry or An Apple. My Mother said: “Ghar mein Mosambi hai, pehle woh kha.” --------------------------------- TOOFANI RAAT mein ek Aadmi PIZZA HUT pe pizza lene aaya. Waiter: Kya aap MARRIED ho? Aadmi: Kutte, aise toofan mein kaunsi Maa apne bete ko pizza lene bhejegi. --------------------------------- SON: Dad there is a small parent meeting in the school Tomorrow. Dad: What do you mean by SMALL? Son: Only YOU, ME & PRINCIPAL. --------------------------------- Ek ladka aur ladki hotel mein gaye. Waiter: Kya loge? Ladki: Sabziyoo waali roti dena. Waiter: What? Ladka: Gaon ki hai, PIZZA maang rahi hai.
Posted on: Tue, 29 Oct 2013 06:01:23 +0000
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