Wife says to husband: W:Come help in the garden. Husband:Who do u think I am?a gardener? W:Come fix the toilet faucet. H:Who do u think I am?a plumber? W:Come fix the door handle. H:Who do u think I am?a carpenter? The husband went out....but when he came back,he saw that everything is fixed...the garden...toilet faucet...& the door handle. He asked his wife who had done it? The wife said its the neighbours son,but he gave me 2 options... Either to make him a hamburger or to sleep with him... Husband:Im sure,you gave him a hamburger!! Wife:What do u think I am?? Mc Donalds?
Posted on: Sat, 08 Nov 2014 18:02:44 +0000