Wikipedia definition-Southeast Beast= a mammal that has mutated from human form into something horrific. Can be found in parts of upper and lower parts of Clackamas county. Particularily walmart and Clackamas town center on 82nd in modern day Clackamas. They confuse Clinique salespeople as doctors. When they entered Oregon in 1851 the native americans did not die from diseases but just the sheer sight of these crazy crackers. Female beast grows superfluous hair in random areas as well as distorted muscles. Hair roots will appear 5 shades lighter or darker than the synthetic color on the head. Male beasts have a patchy coarse beard and the goatee may form into a triangle shape. both genders may have never seen a toothbrush. They thrive on expired goods.
Posted on: Tue, 20 Jan 2015 08:47:09 +0000