Wise up, if someone says this to you... two guesses. Off his rocker. Dumb as a stump. Running on empty. Dumb as a corn cob. Room temperature IQ. His porch light aint on. Sharp as a bowling ball. Fell out of the family tree. Goes surfing in Nebraska. Isnt firing on all thrusters. One teat short of an udder. Running about a quart low. Forgot to pay his brain bill. Isnt firing on all 6 cylinders. Mind like a rubber bear trap. Dumber than a bag of rocks. Not firing with all spark plugs. Requires directions to lay sod. Two hub caps short of a Buick. One turbine short of an airplane. Hes got a leak in his think-tank. Needing a few screws tightened. One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl. Shes not tied too tight to the pier. Hes got a mind like a steel sieve. Mind is in neutral, body is in gear. Strong like bear, smart like tractor. Not the sharpest pencil in the box. Not the brightest light in the harbor. Kangaroo loose in the top paddock. If he had a brain, hed be dangerous. Doesn t have both oars in the water. The elevator is stuck between floors. Doesnt have all the dots on his dice. Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt. He played too much without a helmet. Hes so dense light bends around him. His cheese has slipped off his cracker. If brains were taxed, he d get a rebate. One taco short of a combination plate. Doesnt have all his dogs on one leash. Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse. Golf bag doesn t have a full set of irons. On/off switch is stuck in the off position. Million dollar body and a 2 dollar engine. Not the sharpest hook in the tackle box. His belt doesnt go through all the loops. Too many yards between the goal posts. Elevator doesnt quite make the top floor. Hes not the sharpest knife in the drawer. If he had another brain, it would be lonely. Doesnt have all his cornflakes in one box. Takes him 1-1/2 hours to watch 60 minutes. Not the brightest light on the Christmas tree. He s got a mind like a steel trap, rusted shut. Was left on the tilt-a-whirl too long as a baby. Youre the flower of my life (you blooming idiot). One-celled organisms outscore him in IQ tests. If stupid were a talent, he would be considered gifted. Hes got his feet firmly planted 3 feet above the ground. Warning--Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear. Too dumb to pull his head in before he shuts the window. Got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn t watching. He is so dumb, the only thing he ever read was an eye-chart You cant call him an idiot, youll insult all the idiots in the world. If brains were chocolate, he wouldnt have enough to fill an M&M. If brains were dynamite, he wouldnt have enough to blow his nose. Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together. He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down. If brains were gasoline, he couldnt ride a moped around a fruit loop. If brains were dynamite, he wouldn t have enough to blow his hat off. Like a pair of children s scissors, bright and colorful, but not too sharp. She is so dumb, she couldnt tell which way an elevator was going if she had two guesses. THEYRE NOT YOUR FRIEND
Posted on: Fri, 15 Nov 2013 20:38:14 +0000
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