With all the creative exercise classes available these days (Pilates Pole Dancing Anyone?) Im genuinely surprised no one has created a class modeled after the working moms morning routine. I think we can call it Babies for Bikini Bods Thinking back to my own mad dash workout this morning, it combined all the elements of the mainstream classes I see out there today: Stretching (My Patience with the girl who thought wearing underwear to camp was unnecessary). Low Impact Aerobics (Crawling under the boys crib looking for must have pink princess ring while asking toddler princess if she might have also swallowed this ring, like the ring she ate last week?) High Impact Aerobics (Running through park parking lot to get to bathroom before camp starts as its suddenly TODDLER TIME TO GO POO. RIGHT NOW! ) Kickboxing (Series of sharp kicks to remove my shoes in the Airport Security line while using hands to hold phone for conference call, wheel suitcase and gingerly carry homemade thank you card that must be mailed from the next city) Boot Camp (Self Explanatory if you have a husband or toddler) Martial Arts (Self Explanatory if you happen to manage resellers for a living) Bar Method (Squatting down to toddler head level to put in mandatory Elsa braid, repeating umpteenth times to get it just right. But dont worry, that shooting pain you feel is your muscles reshaping themselves!) Pilates (Sucking in all possible core muscles to be as small as possible during flight next to super creepy guy who wants to rub arm hairs with you) Im going to call around to some gyms and pitch this. In my spare time, which is next scheduled for about 1AM tomorrow morning!
Posted on: Tue, 29 Jul 2014 22:22:46 +0000
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