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With permission, I present to you the strangest conversation Ive had yet today. However, the day is still young… A: Im just really hungry....more so than usual. Like im at least 10 times worse than before. there is no amount of food that will curb my hunger Me: Thats probably because youre hungry for human souls. It happens. :P A: hmm, maybe my baby is a soul eater too, so thats why Im craving more Me: Yep. Definitely. A: kind of like in twilight where bella had to drink blood to satisfy her babys thirst Me: I would just hit up an orphanage and take it from there. No one wants those kids anyway. Watch out for the gingers, though. They have no souls. A: freaking gingers. Me: Corey ate my soul. Thats why Im a ginger now. A: maybe i should feast upon corey....maybe he has extra souls to munch upon. eat a soul eater, gain more souls? Me: Yeah, that sounds about right. I volunteer him as tribute. A sacrifice to the unborn. A: I graciously accept your sacrifice! Me: Awesome. I suggest getting him while hes asleep. Thats your only shot of catching him unawares. So long as I get his body. I want to make a skin suit... A: leather skin suit or living skin suit? Me: Not leather, really… just, like, preserved? I wanna figure out a way to keep the feel of the living skin, because I love to cuddle him. So when hes gone, I can just take out the skin suit and pretend. He thinks Im creepy. I just give him the creepy eyes and rub his skin a little bit while licking my lips. Hehehe... A: can I eat the brain? Me: Sure. He told me last night that its mush, though, so you may want to fry it up with some onions. Wait, you get the soul AND the brain? Im beginning to feel that Im not getting the fair end of this bargain... A: sounds like good stew meat...maybe hamburgers? but you get the heart! Me: Hamburgers. Good. Oh yes, the heart! Khaleesi style :D A: which do you think would go better on a Corey brain hamburger, swiss or provolone? Me: Im thinkin swiss… Corey agrees.

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