Words of wisdom By all means marry. If you get a good wife, youll be happy. If you get a bad one, youll become a philosopher. - Socrates Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. - Mike Tyson I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. - Bill Clinton Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. - George W. Bush I dont worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Rudy Giuliani Theres a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. Its called marriage. - Michael Jordan Ive had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didnt. The third gave me more children! - Donald Trump Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever youre wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever youre right, shut up. - Shaquille O Neal (Really, I thought it was mine!) The most effective way to remember your wifes birthday is to forget it once... - Kobe Bryant You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. - David Hasselhoff My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. - Alec Baldwin A good wife always forgives her husband when shes wrong. - Barack Obama Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. - Tommy Lee Honey, what happened to ladies first?. Husband replies, Thats the reason why the world is a mess today, because a lady went first - David Letterman First theres the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring...soon after...es Suffer...ing! - Jay Leno
Posted on: Wed, 12 Feb 2014 15:11:11 +0000
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