Words with E . . . .. EnjoY! Eavesdrop --- Secretly to overhear a catalogue of the crimes and vices of another or yourself. Eccentricity --- A method of distinction so cheap that fools employ it to accentuate their incapacity. Economy --- Purchasing the barrel of whiskey that you do not need for the price of the cow that you cannot afford. Edible --- Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. Education --- That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. Egotist --- A person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me. Eloquence --- The art of orally persuading fools that white is the color that it appears to be. It includes the gift of making any color appear white. Emotion --- A prostrating disease caused by a determination of the heart to the head. It is sometimes accompanied by a copious discharge of hydrated chloride of sodium from the eyes. Enough --- All there is in the world if you like it Envelope --- The coffin of a document; the scabbard of a bill; the husk of a remittance; the bed-gown of a love-letter. Eulogy --- Praise of a person who has either the advantages of wealth and power, or the consideration to be dead. Executive --- An officer of the Government, whose duty it is to enforce the wishes of the legislative power until such time as the judicial department shall be pleased to pronounce them invalid and of no effect. Exile --- One who serves his country by residing abroad, yet is not an ambassador. Experience --- The wisdom that enables us to recognize as an undesirable old acquaintance the folly that we have already embraced. #Devilss_Dictionary!
Posted on: Wed, 23 Jul 2014 16:40:35 +0000
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