Wow what an enjoyable session at Chesterfield over 50s (contrary to popular belief I dont qualify to attend the meetings). Over 70 folks were in attendance and 4 were asleep when the meeting started which was not a good sign. Three folks had purple hair. They were incredibly welcoming and I had several hugs. There was a intricate microphone system installed which for some reason I didnt need but everyone else did . I talked about myself, my history in a real job (its two years today since my last employer relieved me of the burden of taking all that exhausting effort to open a monthly pay slip) and how not to set up your own business, interspersed with a bit of cupcake decorating. I got chatted up by two guys - one told me he was 92 and liked girls who looked like they wouldnt take ages to get ready when they went out and the other had a tooth. My favourite conversation was with Florence (cool name). Florence came to me before I started my talk. Its very warm today. She was wearing a winter coat, bobble hat, scarf and gloves. Abracadabra girl - Hi there nice to meet you. Florence - Hello duck can I have my fairy cake now please. Abracadabra girl - we call them cupcakes these days. Everyone will get one at the end when I have decorated them - hope thats ok. Florence - yes but can I have my fairy cake now duck Abracadabra girl (decorates cake) - of course there you go here is your cupcake - why do you want it now? Florence - well duck you look like you are going to be boring and I will probably leave before the end but didnt want to miss out on my fairy cake. Florence didnt leave before the end because she fell asleep with her cupcake in her hand.
Posted on: Thu, 11 Sep 2014 13:28:40 +0000
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