Wrong number ~Very Very Must Read: A man at work calls home and his 8 yr old daughter picks the phone: Hi honey, this is daddy. Is mommy near d phone? No daddy she is upstairs in d bedroom with Uncle Paul. The little girl quipped. After a brief pause daddy says, But honey u havent got an uncle Paul ! Oh yes I do, and he is upstairs in the room with mommy right now. Brief pause, Uh okay then, this is what i want u to do: put the phone down on the table, run upstairs, knock on the bedroom door, and shout to mommy that daddys car has just arrived at the gate. Ok daddy just a minute.... A while later the little girl comes back to the phone, Done it daddy. what happened honey? well mommy got scared and jumped out of the bed naked,ran round the room screaming,tripped over,and knocked her head on the staircase,now she is not moving at all. what about Uncle Paul ? asked Dad.He jumped out the window into the swimming pool, but I guess he didnt know you emptied the water last week. He hit the bottom and I think hes dead. After a really long pause this time..... Daddy says, Swimming pool, but we dont have a swimming pool is this 486-5731? No, this is 486-5713 Sorry wrong number ......!!!
Posted on: Sun, 01 Dec 2013 09:44:31 +0000
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