YOU KNOW YOU ARE A DOCTOR … … when you shout at the TV during medical shows to correct their pronunciation. Then give up correcting and just wince instead. … when you know some of your patients better than your own family. … when you beat ALL the Jeopardy contestants on the medical questions. … when you can watch the slow motion replays during professional football games, determine the nature and extent of the injuries …and are right most of the time in predicting the results of the MRI. … when people begin disrobing in your local grocery store to show you how well their incisions have healed. … when people think you really want to see what they blew out of their nose. … when you’ve had to decide whether eating or going to the bathroom is more important because you don’t have time to do both. … when you can sleep standing up. … when you are being charged twice what your neighbor is for a brake job. … when you are afraid to tell people what you do for a living at school functions. … when within a few minutes of meeting someone, you ask them to take off their clothes, lie down and let their knees fall apart, and they do so.
Posted on: Fri, 11 Jul 2014 10:17:03 +0000
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