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YOU KNOW YOUR MUM IS A KENYAN IF... 1. She has a drawer or a place for keeping paper bags after shopping 2. When she beat u up she said unalia nini na ata sijakuchapa? 3. when she beat you with pauses; nani *slap* alikuambia *kick* ufanye *pinch* hi...vyo! 4. If she has ever tried to remove anything that looks like dirt from your face with her saliva, even a birthmark. 5. If she asked you questions that had no answers Nimekupea dakika tano uniambie kwanini ulivunja thermos? 6. If after whipping you alikushow na niskie ukilia uone 7. If she responds with Vunja Yote Umalize if you accidentally break utensils made of glass. 8. If she had special plates and cups 4 guests 9. If she had a list of neighbors and relatives where you could not dare step into.nione umepeleka miguu huko 10. If you fell asleep on the couch but woke up in bed,well covered 11. if every new baby in the family lazima ashonewe sweater 12. if she threatened to hit you by actually hitting you! 13. when she buys you oversize uniform and says hio utavaa hadi class 8 14. If you did something wrong anakupiga akisema ni makosa ninapiga si wewe 20. If she spat on a handkerchief to wipe your face when you were young SHARE IF YOU AGREE ,

Posted on: Tue, 17 Jun 2014 12:23:30 +0000

YOU KNOW YOUR MUM IS A KENYAN IF... 1. She has a drawer or - TopicsExpress

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