YOU MIGHT BE A COUNTRY CHURCH IF............. 1. Your call to worship is, Yall come! 2. People believe it was catfish or sand bass Jesus used to feed the 5000. 3. The Preacher calls for Bubba to help with the offering and 5 men and 1 woman come. 4. Deer Hunting opening day is a church holiday. 5. No preacher in the 100 year history has ever bought a vegetable or meat. 6. The church directory does not include last names. 7. People lock their car to keep others from putting squash in it. 8. Four generations of one family sit on the same pew each Sunday. 9. The church is so close there is no such thing as a secret sin. 10. If you miss church one Sunday 8 folk call that afternoon to inquire of your health. 11. 80% of the parking lot is Pickups and SUVs. 12. One of the restrooms is still outside and marked, St. Johns. ********************************************************************************************* Br. Larry who has attended and preached in those grand old churches!
Posted on: Tue, 15 Jul 2014 16:06:35 +0000
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