Ya dun goofed, God. Youve convinced yourself youre a human again. You think that your name is something that can be uttered through the end of the feeding tube you use to chew up hamburgers. Youre trapped! In a gravity well. You forgot it was a dream, and now youre taking everything seriously. You dont realise that youre like The Prodigal Son, wandering through the great wilderness having forgotten that your birth right is not lack in limitation, but is in fact the store houses of heaven. Youre an angel that passed out from drinking too much, or youre like a high powered business man or woman, who like all high powered business men and women, from time to time like to drive down to Culver city and get the shit spanked out of them by a dominatrix. Thats you! God! In the great S&M dungeon we call planet Earth, enjoying the experience of not having to control everything for once, as the great dominatrix of life inserts her high heel deep into your immortal rectum. But when youre tired of it you can always leave the dungeon. Just dont forget, how are you going to enjoy being in a dungeon if you think you can never leave? Thats the secret message in all religions, that were all God getting the shit kicked out of us by a very talented dominatrix we call Mother Earth. I just want to remind you as the weekend approaches, that youve got a terrible case of universal amnesia, and whenever youre ready to have that dark ladys fist removed from your aching ass hole, shell do it. All ya gotta do is say please. Itll happen! Trust me. Youre gonna wake up to your true identity eventually, but you dont have to do it until youre ready. Thats the whole point. Enjoy the flogging! And when youre ready, towel yourself off, give Mother Earth a nice tip, and head back to your cosmic skyscraper and start creating infinity again, because its fun! This is Duncan Trussell, and you, God, are listening to The Duncan Trussell Family Hour podcast, and this song is for you. You wrote it when you were John Lennon.
Posted on: Mon, 15 Sep 2014 21:45:27 +0000
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