Yall think your April Fools Jokes go hard? Let me tell you about Level: Jonathan. It goes like this. Mom: texts asking for some money for mah bills Me: has the money, but its April Fools!! Tells mom that due to a tax fraud error the IRS has frozen my accounts and will not let me get anything. Says my bank manager is pissed and that I am pending investigation. If it goes through, I will lose my job and be unable to work elsewhere (which could happen if you get fired from a bank). Takes plan a step forward. Lets manager know plan. Gets off of work withdrawing moms requested amount, snickering. Goes to gordonsville police office, parks there. Calls mom telling her that I illegally withdrew the funds and got pulled over before I made it home. Tells her to drive five minutes to the station to pick me up and authenticate my license and identification. Mom arrives. Look sad. Ask her to get her id and walk to the station with me. It was supposed to end here. Cop returns from patrol and I let mom explain to him that shes there to pick me up for being pulled over for no reason. I request meeting with chief of police. Two steps outside of his office, April Fools is yelled and the money is handed over. Cops join in for laughter. Mom is incredulous. Mock punch in arm outside of station. Big win for me. So you were saying?
Posted on: Tue, 01 Apr 2014 20:29:56 +0000
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