Yeh to ultimate He A VILLAGER WAS WORKING IN MUMBAI, AND DID NOT MEET HIS wife for 4 years while his wife was in their native place. At the end of 4 years he distributed sweets to his colleagues in office stating that his wife had delivered a son. His colleagues were quite shocked and they asked hows this Happy event happened,when he had not seen his wife for four years... The man said it is common in der village that neighbours take care of the wife when men are away. The confusd colleagues askdHw will u ppl decide d surname for ur children? The man explained, If its the Second Neighbour who has taken care, then the name would be DWIVEDI... If it is the Third Neighbour then it would be TRIVEDI... If it is the Fourth Neighbour then it would be CHATURVEDI... If its the Fifth Neighbour then it would be PANDEY... After listening to this, questions followed,What if it is a Mixture of Neighbours ? Then the boy would be named MISHRA... And what if the Wife is Too Shy to tell the name of the neighbour ? Then it would be SHARMA... But what if She Refuses to Divulge the Name of the Neighbour ? Then the name of the child would be GUPTA... If She Does Not Remember the name then ? It is YAAD-AV... But who knows whether the child resulted from a Rape ? Then it will be named DOSHI... Finally, if the child happened because of Wifes Burning Desire ? Then he will be named JOSHI... And if the Whole Village had made Efforts for the Happy Arrival ? DESHPANDEY 👏 😜😄😛😁😝 Absolute Classic!!!
Posted on: Sat, 21 Jun 2014 12:45:45 +0000
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