Yesterday I told the kids to prepare a joke for Morning Meeting today. Here are some of my favorites: Q: Why did the cow go to the store? A: To get milk. Q: Why did the CHICKEN go to the store? A: To buy his own eggs! Q:Why did the bird poop on the car? A: It had to go to the bathroom. Q: Why did the crow fly across the road? A: To get to the cornfield. Q: Knock. Knock. (Whos there?) Orange. (Orange who?) A: Pour me some orange juice. Zachary Thomas ^^^^ your birthday present. The gift of laughter!
Posted on: Wed, 06 Aug 2014 21:26:20 +0000
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