Yesterday morning, in Manchester city centre, I saw a homeless fella sleeping inside a big cardboard box outside Piccadilly station. Not wishing to disturb his slumber, I crept over and carefully placed a large Starbucks coffee cup on top of his box. He awakened immediately and cheerily exclaimed, Cheers mate, thank you very much. No problem. I replied. He looked at me again and shouted, Oi! Its empty! I replied, I know. Its supposed to be a chimney pot.
Posted on: Tue, 22 Jul 2014 07:12:54 +0000