Yesterday, while I was trying to do my NYSC monthly clearance at the secretariat, something happened to me. A tall lanky male corps member with sunken eyes, a fat nose and grizzly hair walked up to me and shook hands with me. His face beamed with an elegant smile. After we had exchanged pleasantries, he dragged me to a corner that was not within the earshot of the crowd of friends with whom I had been standing and gisting. His mood changed as he told me his problem. His problem was that he was broke and had been without food since the previous night. He claimed he didnt go home for xmas because he didnt have money to go back to his village in Gboko. I took pity on him, dug my hand into my pocket and gave him a #1000 note. Then, I asked him to return #500 change after buying food at a nearby canteen. The long and short of it is that he fled with the whole money. 2. The second story: I went to a cyber cafe today to print my INEC Adhoc staff acknowledgement slip somewhere at Ziks avenue in Awka. There, I sat beside a voluptuous, fair-skinned woman of about 31 or 34. I had hardly logged in to my account on the desktop when she asked me to take a look at her monitor. I saw that she was booking a flight from Owerri-Lagos and she wanted me to confirm the price for her; if it was NGN 12,927 or N19,927. I pointed out the correct one and she said thank you in a rich, mellifluous voice. Then she later asked me if I knew something about Liberty Reserve. I used to trade in forex until I lost a fortune in that crazy stuff last year, so I explained the catechisms of it to her. I helped her sort it out there and then and opened an account for her. She made a call. In 30 mins, an amount of money had been transferred to this liberty reserve acct. I quickly printed my acknowledgement slip, and was walking down the staircase when the lady caught up with me behind and asked me which direction I was going. I didnt hesitate to tell her. So she offered to give me a ride in a black Venza. The factory AC and the shock absorber were just too perfect. She asked me a few personal questions that Im not willing to share with you on this forum and I answered them satisfactorily. We became friends. She said she was starving and asked if I mind going to Crunchis with her. It was fine by me, I said. So we went to Crunchis and had lunch together. Her eyes were very attractive when she removed her Rayban dark shades. It had something of twinkles in it and I couldnt help but stare into them. My chest was beating fast as a warm sensation creeped up in my heart. We had a nice time together. She later dropped me off @ FSTC where I work, gave me her mobile number and pressed a wad of minty notes into my pocket before I alighted from her ride. I dont understand what is happening. I have counted the money and it is huge. What is happening? Yesterday, someone stole from me, today, someone replenished it by twenty folds. I can see clearly that this year is going to be miraculous :)
Posted on: Tue, 06 Jan 2015 18:45:32 +0000
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