Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized. Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on Fourth Avenue, she landed on Twelfth. Yo mama so fat she’s got her own area code. Yo mama so fat when she talks to herself, it’s a long distance call. Yo mama so fat she’s got smaller fat women orbiting around her. Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in. Yo mama so fat she was born on the fourth, fifth, and sixth of March. Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean, and Spain claimed her for the New World. Yo mama so fat she wears aluminum siding. Yo mama so fat she could fall down and wouldn’t even know it. Yo mama so fat she got hit by a VW and had to go to the hospital to have it removed. Yo mama so fat the sign inside one restaurant says, “Maximum occupancy, 512, or Yo momma.” Yo mama so fat she puts mayonnaise on aspirin. Yo mama so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs. Yo mama so fat her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard. Yo mama so fat she has to iron her pants on the driveway. Yo mama so fat when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t get a menu, she gets an estimate. Yo mama so fat when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton. Yo mama so fat she was zoned for commercial development. Yo mama so fat when she sings, it’s over for everybody. Yo mama so fat she looks like she’s smuggling a Volkswagen. Yo mama so fat when she was walking down the street and I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas. Yo mama so fat when she dances, she makes the band skip. Yo mama so fat when she got her shoes shined, she had to take the guy’s word for it. Yo mama so fat she gets group insurance. Yo mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family. Yo mama so fat she can’t reach her back pocket. Yo mama so fat she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth. Yo mama so fat when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up again. Yo mama so fat when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips. Yo mama so fat when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, the doctor gave her ten years to live. Yo mama so fat we’re in her right now. Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she really sits around the house. Yo mama so fat her bellybutton’s got an echo. Yo mama so fat when she turns around people throw her a welcome back party. Yo mama so fat her belly button doesn’t have lint, it has sweaters. Yo mama so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale. Yo mama so fat a picture of her would fall off the wall. Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale, it says “To be continued.” Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar, and when she got up there were four quarters. Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it. Yo mama so fat when she takes a shower, her feet don’t get wet. Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side just to get her through. Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all-you-can-eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps. Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people holler, “Taxi.” Yo mama so fat when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down. Yo mama so fat she could sell shade. Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise. Yo mama so fat she gets runs in her jeans. Yo mama so fat when she wears a Malcolm X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back. Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks. Yo mama so fat light bends around her. Yo mama so fat when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks. Yo mama so fat her graduation picture was an aerial photograph. Yo mama so fat her job title is spoon and fork operator. Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels, and when she came back she had on flip-flops. Yo mama so fat you have to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side. Yo mama so fat she has to wake up in sections. Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out of George Washington’s nose. Yo mama so fat she walked into the Gap and filled it. Yo mama so fat she has to put her belt on with a boomerang. Yo mama so fat she comes at you from all directions. Yo mama so fat when she was growing up she didn’t play with dolls, she played with midgets. Yo mama so fat she uses two buses for roller-blades. Yo mama so fat when she goes to a buffet, she gets the group rate. Yo mama so fat she doesn’t eat with a fork, she eats with a forklift. Yo mama so fat Weight Watchers won’t look at her. Yo mama so fat the last time the landlord saw her, he doubled the rent. Yo mama so fat she put on some BVDs and by the time she got them on, they spelled “boulevard.” Yo mama so fat I ran around her twice and got lost. Yo mama so fat the shadow of her butt weighs 100 pounds. Yo mama so fat the National Weather Service names each one of her farts. Yo mama so fat when she’s standing on the corner police drive by and yell, “Hey, break it up.” Yo mama so fat she’s been declared a natural habitat for condors. Yo mama so fat she sets off car alarms when she runs. Yo mama so fat when she goes to the zoo the elephants throw her peanuts. Yo mama so fat her blood type is Ragu. Yo mama so fat they had to let out the shower curtain. Yo mama so fat when she runs the fifty-yard dash she needs an overnight bag. Yo mama so fat she can’t even fit in the chat room. Yo mama so fat she gets her toenails painted at Lucky’s Auto Body. Yo mama so fat she doesn’t have a tailor, she has a contractor. Yo mama so fat she measures 36-24-36, and the other arm is just as big. Yo mama so fat she was in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade…wearing ropes. Yo mama so fat she went on a light dietYo mama so fat As soon as it’s light she starts eating. Yo mama so fat she’s half Italian, half Irish, and half American. Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she’s backing up. Yo mama so fat when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone. Yo mama so fat when she goes in a restaurant she looks at the menu and says, “Okay.” Yo mama so fat she puts her lipstick on with a paint roller. Yo mama so fat she has to pull down her pants to get in her pocket. Yo mama so fat her waist size is the Equator. Yo mama so fat she’s got her own zip code. Yo mama so fat she has to buy two plane tickets. Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones. Yo mama so fat she fell and created the Grand Canyon. Yo mama so fat she can’t even jump to a conclusion. Yo mama so fat she fell out of both sides of her bed. Yo momma so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
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