You Might Be A Biker If.... • Every left shoe you own has a - TopicsExpress



          

You Might Be A Biker If.... • Every left shoe you own has a black spot on it from the shift lever... • Your best shoes have steel toes... • Your best friends are named after animals... • You owned three different bikes before you ever owned a car... • You think Easy Rider has held up pretty well after all these years... • When you refer to Captain America...you mean the bike and not the comic book hero... • You know that Marlon Brando rode a Triumph in The Wild One and not a Harley- Davidson... • You also know that it was Lee Marvin who rode the Harley in The Wild One… • You have motorcycle parts in the dishwasher... • Your idea of jewelry is chains and barbed wire... • You can tell what kind of bugs they are by the taste... • Youre only sunburned on the back of your hands and neck... • You carry around a crushed beer can in case you have to park your bike on hot asphalt... • You pull your bike into the motel room and use a bath towel to wipe it off... • Your significant other (Longleg) has to climb over your bike to do the laundry in the basement... • You dont know how to do laundry...but you have four different kinds of cleaners for your bike... • You carry a picture of your bike in your wallet... • You wave at bikers even when youre in your car... • Your other vehicle is a truck equipped with a motorcycle ramp... • Your three piece suit consists of leather chaps...a leather vest...and a leather jacket... • Your other suit is a rain suit... • You wake up next to your Longleg and your first thought is if your bike will start... • You know where Sturgis is... • You take your kids for a ride on your bike before they can walk... • You cant remember your kids names or birthdays...but you can remember that Harley-Davidson made the Knucklehead, Panhead, Shovelhead, Evolution, and Twin Cam 88... • You are currently wearing two or more articles of clothing that have a Harley- Davidson label on them... • Folks at the Harley store know you by name... • You have your own coffee cup at the Harley store...
Posted on: Thu, 10 Apr 2014 08:57:56 +0000

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