You are a Taliban if... 1. You have a moral objection to shaking hands with a woman but no compulsion in beheading the same woman Halal Style. 2. You have more wives than teeth. 3. You cant think of anyone you havent declared Jihad against. 4. You have a secret crush on your neighbors goat. 5. You want women to be fully clothed on Earth and fully naked in heaven. 6. You felt the urge to stone women to death after seeing her exposed ankle. 7. You have nothing against woman and think every man should marry at least four. 8. You refine, transport, and consume heroin for a living but have objection to consuming liquor. 9. You consider the book I am Malala dangerous but routinely carry arms and ammunition under your robe. 10. You have never been inside a Barber Shop, though you have bombed some of them out of existence. 11. You have not heard a Fatwa you did not like. 12. You bath once a month whether it is necessary or not. 13. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $50,000 rocket launcher but you cant afford shoes. 14. You wipe your butt with bare hand but consider people from other religion unclean. 15. You think vests comes in two styles:bullet-proof and suicide. 16. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. 17. You had your goat re-possessed for not paying the Madrassah loan. 18. You have ever been asked by your wife, Does this burka makes my ass look fat? 19. You bomb the stores that sells razors. 20. Your hobby is collecting disemboweled hand and tongues of person who insult Islam. 21. You compliment your wife with the phrase I love what youve done with your cave. 22. You have visited the biggest city in the world. It is Islamabad (Islam is bad). 23. You think camel toe mean actual toe of the camel (if you do not understand the joke, Google the word cameltoe). 24. You bomb the girls school because you think they do not provide enough religious education. 25. You are going to post profanities and vulgar languages on my wall. (Mark Zuckerberg, a Jew, taught me how to block you) :P
Posted on: Sun, 24 Nov 2013 23:28:27 +0000
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