You can take all the marriage counselors, all the shrinks, fakes, pill pushers and general ner do wells and retire the bunch. You want to test a relationship between a man and a woman? I have one word for you............. .........canoe...........thats right folks..canoe.....Take 2 humans, one male and one female, (I dont know if it works otherwise, but I suspect it does), a slow but steady moving river with occasional small rapids, a bald head that should be covered, a sports bra one size too small, a dog that has decided to do constant impressions of a harpoon, and maybe a small army of friends that you dred being made a fool of in front of. I only remember 2 things....1. furiously paddeling as the canoe and old whats her name, along with yours truly, went backwards over some rapid that was just a little bit rougher than my toilet flushing. The only other thing I remember was a shouting match, brief as it was, actually existing of only 2 lines: She yelled, If it wasnt for the dog I would kill you!. To which I replied, You cant kill the dog, who will eat your remains?. It was pretty much over after that........................and I dont care what she said, that canoe would have never fit!
Posted on: Mon, 01 Sep 2014 04:51:35 +0000
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