You dont anger a ginger who already has an emotional short fuze. So when a sloppy, obese, middle aged woman down the aisle in Hannafords mumbles: poor kids (both were being whiney and I was just ignoring them), I couldnt help myself but to proceed down said aisle, bump into the side of her cart and started rummaging through her shitstorm choices while she inspected the best cancer causing Uncle Bens dirty rice prepackaged sodium meal. When she realized what I was doing she whipped around and said EXCUSE ME! To which I gingerly (pun intended) replied (while holding up the Little Debbies and Kraft Mac): Im not certain if you feel sorry for my children because you think Im a teen mother, which, btw, Ive been graduated for almost a decade, or because I was ignoring the inappropriate behavior they were exhibiting, but in any event, if anyone should feel sorry for any party, it might as well be myself. I feel sorry for whoever YOURE taking care of with these meals *i did the quotations with my finger while grimacing*, good luck giving them cancer, youre well on your way, have a good one! I smiled and walked away, she started more mumbling. Ginger slap she wasnt expecting, I bet. #dontpissoffmommabear #grieving
Posted on: Wed, 08 Oct 2014 20:04:31 +0000
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