You dont wanna end up in LA county man. They got this red button that says DO NOT TOUCH UNLESS EXTREME EMERGENCY. After three days stepping over each others heads for a bunk, I hit the button. Officer comes by and hes all, This better be important. I said, Listen, either Im gunna get killed or Im gunna kill somebody. Get me OUT of here. So he says hold on, I do, he comes back, all of a sudden Im in a triple bunk cell with two mellow guys and one of em offerin me a cigarette. So yeah, you ever end up in an LA jail, push the red button. Its hell. They got this thing: Guy walks up to you, all piss and vinegar, and says, Hey motherfu$%*&#! Gimme those sneakers right now! Now this ones about your height, skinny, so you tell him, Fu$% out of my face. Im not givin you s^&* He leaves. The next one they send isnt so small, hes about 61 or 63. He asks for them too, but you figure you could kinda take him if you had to. You tell him to f&*# off, too. The third guy. You ever seen the Green Mile? Yeah. Michael Douglas type dude. He comes over, Hey. I really dont want to make a thing of this, just give me your shoes. Oh these? Sure, sure no problem, you say, and hand him your shoes. -People of Portland
Posted on: Wed, 26 Mar 2014 17:29:14 +0000
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