You ever write down a word and then have it kinda grab you by the collar and say, LOOK, man, Im WEIRD? Just happened to me last night. I wrote down the word shant, a word Ive written many times before with no ill effects, but this time it wouldnt let me go about my business. It insisted to me that it wasnt an odd contraction for shall not, but rather a proper noun—a terrible fantasy name, actually, for a poor orphaned farm boy who is secretly the heir to the throne and will discover his destiny after he walks a hell of a long way with a motley crew of adventurers, slays some monsters, and eats a shitload of stew which will help him gain years worth of martial arts skills in only a few weeks. There has never been a hero like Shant Bigarms. (Except for all the other heroes just like him.) SHANT BIGARMS WILL SAVE THE WORLD AND BECOME YOUR BENEVOLENT MONARCH. Unless you save it first, of course. Have a great day free of demanding words. :)
Posted on: Wed, 10 Sep 2014 13:01:23 +0000
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