You gotta love this one even if youve never lived in the South. Southerners can be so polite! Atlanta Tower: Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land on runway 9R. Saudi Air: Thank you Atlanta. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidels runway 9R - Allah be Praised. Atlanta Tower: Iran Air 711 - You are cleared to land on runway 27L. Iran Air: Thank you Atlanta. We are cleared to land on infidels runway 27L. -Allah is Great. Pause... Saudi Air: ATLANTA TOWER - ATLANTA TOWER! Atlanta Tower : Go ahead Saudi Air 511.. Saudi Air: YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE . . . INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE! Atlanta Tower: Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Yall go on ahead now and tell Allah hey for us.
Posted on: Wed, 15 Oct 2014 23:11:59 +0000
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